When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
I THINK I’VE JUST BEEN MINDFUCKED
You know what I hate?
How all my friends can just keep on eating
And they still turn out like:
While I’m over here eating like:
And I turn out like:
that awkward moment when it's friday and you don't know what to do with your arms.